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Ruin Your Life

If You’re Going to Do Something Wrong, Do It Right

Behaving badly is a tricky thing. Do it right and it’s a hell of a lot of fun. Do it wrong and you’ll end up with no friends and in jail or dead. A while back a friend of mine asked me to teach him how to drive. He was drunk so I reminded him that he already knew how to drive. He said, “No, I want to know how to drive like you.” It was around then that I realized I tend to do things a little differently than most people. I have misbehaved on just about every level a person can. I can’t say I’m proud of everything I’ve done, but I am proud of the way I did it. That’s what Ruin Your Life is about.

Ruin Your Life isn’t so much an instruction manual as it is a destruction manual. This is a book about that downward spiral people tell you to avoid, but just like those friend friends your parents told you to avoid, this is where the most fun is.

That’s right I said fun. Remember fun? So much of life is so damn serious. You deserve to have some fun. Not only will Ruin Your Life help you have fun, the book itself is actually fun to read.
If you’re interested in Ruin Your Life, there are currently three ways to get it.

1) You can buy a signed copy of Ruin Your Life directly from me. They are available for the price of $5.00 plus shipping.