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Ford Galaxie Year One (Part Six)

Drum brakes are one of the first things you notice when you start driving an older car. As previous entries have shown, I’m not a mechanic so I can’t really tell you the mechanical difference between drum and disc brakes. I will tell you there’s a definite difference. For starters, drum brakes means you’re not going to stop on a dime. You can still stop and stop quickly, but it’s nearly as precise as when you stomp on the brakes in a modern car. In fact, if you spend most of your time driving a vehicle with drum brakes and then drive a modern car, you’re likely to accidentally screech to a halt just out of habit.

Hills are the other thing you need to be aware of with a car with drum brakes. When going down a hill most drivers in modern hills tend to ride the brake down the hill. This is NOT a good idea in a car with drum brakes.

I’d been driving around a lot one day and I’d noticed that the brakes were not responding very well. I had to push the brake pedal almost to the floor to come to a complete stop. On my way home, I could barely come to a complete stop at all no matter how hard I pressed the brakes. This led to some creative driving and some shot nerves. I got home, parked the car, and hoped that once the car had cooled down, things would return to normal.

The next morning I put the car in reverse to pull out of my driveway and when I applied the brake, nothing happened. I threw the car into park and stopped it in the middle of the street. I put it into drive and idled it back into the driveway. My brakes were gone.

A few hours and a tow truck ride from my brother later, I was talking to my mechanic. His name was Larry. He was a good guy and I’d dealt with him a few times with some other vehicles. He took a look at the brakes and told me my brakes were almost entirely gone. The repairs were going to cost about six hundred dollars. At the time I remember thinking about a coworker whose car had a sensor go out and it cost them fifteen hundred dollars. Yet again I was impressed with how inexpensive things on the Galaxie were even when they were significant.

While it was less expensive than I thought, money was still tight and six hundred dollars wasn’t nothing. So I asked Larry if maybe we could make some sort of payment arrangements. He said normally he would, but he’d recently sold the shop to some other people and he was no longer owner of the garage. I asked him if he was planning on sticking around and he said, “We’re feeling each other out.”

A few days later I picked up the car and drove it down the hill from the shop with no worries at all. I felt good about the car even though it was costing me more and more money. I was still of the opinion, I’d rather pay these bills and own a classic car than a generic car and a car payment.

A couple weeks went by and the car performed well. I regularly checked the oil and antifreeze and added fluids when it needed it. I put thirty bucks of gas in it every week. I drove it to and from work and occasionally into town. It was during one of these drives that the car had a problem. I pressed the gas pedal and nothing happened. In fact, it very much felt like when I pressed the gas pedal, something had snapped. Its ability to stop was repaired. Now it was having trouble with its ability to go.

I popped the hood, pulled off the air cover and took a look at the throttle. I had mixed feelings when I saw that the throttle cable had snapped. I was happy that I could easily identify the problem. I was not happy that my car needed another tow.

After just spending six hundred dollars on brakes I really didn’t want to take the car back to the mechanic. Not only that, but it seemed to me that replacing a throttle cable on a ’65 Galaxie shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

I looked online and found a used one on ebay for fifty bucks plus shipping. I was convinced I could find one cheaper than that. I went to Napa Auto Parts and the guy looked through his computer and came back with a throttle cable. As soon as I tried to install it, I could tell it was all wrong. I took it back.

I did some more research. Finding a local replacement throttle cable for a ’65 Galaxie was looking less and less likely. Ebay was looking more and more likely. Then I had an idea. Throttle cables probably broke all the time on all sorts of cars. It’s just a cable that connects the gas pedal to the throttle so the car will go. If you really had to, you could use a good piece of string. It seemed to me that someone would have made a universal throttle cable. A quick search online found the Spectre Universal Throttle CableIt was twenty-five dollars.

I picked it up fifteen minutes later at an Auto Zone. I got home, opened up the package and had this:

It gave no instructions. All I had was the old broken throttle cable and this new one that was supposed to work on practically any car. I made a few modifications. I cut some extra cable. I attached it the best I could, but it was clearly not secure. I called my brother and he asked if I thought it would hold long enough to get to his house, I told him I’d call him if it didn’t. I got there and an hour later we had the throttle cable installed. It was not easy, but it was also only twenty-five bucks.

Once we had the throttle cable properly installed, we decided to test it out. I put my foot on the gas and kicked gravel all over the place. All of a sudden, my car had some power. It turned out that the old throttle cable had so much give to it that it made the Galaxie perform poorly. It wasn’t until I put the new throttle cable in that I actually felt like my car was just a bit of a hot rod. A twenty-two foot six thousand pound hot rod, but it wasn’t slow.

The next few days, I played with the Galaxie, launching it off the line at green lights, racing it down the freeway at 90 mph. And it still rode very smooth. I was in love with my car all over again.

The one thing I did notice was that when I put the pedal down, it tended to stay that way. So even when I was idling, the car was still going thirty or forty. A quick look under the hood showed me that the throttle return spring was all but gone. This was the spring that made the gas pedal snap back after you took your foot off of it. Learning from the throttle cable thing, I didn’t look for a throttle return spring for a 1965 Galaxie. I found a Universal Return Spring for a couple bucks and installed it easily. It took a few tries to see what notch the return spring needed to be on, but once I got that, all was well.

I now had a classic car with good breaks and a fast throttle. And it was almost summer time. Things were looking good.

Next Week….The Bad Mechanic

Back in 2010

Don’t worry. I’m not done with Year One of the Galaxie. Just dealing with Holiday Stuff. I’ll be back after the New Year or perhaps just a little before.

You can still my book for FIVE BUCKS until then.

If you’ve found that I’ve won the Nigerian lottery, don’t hesitate to write me at jackcameron.com

-Jack

Ruin Your Life….FOR FIVE BUCKS!

For the month of December I’m offering my first book, Ruin Your Life for $5.00. That’s half the cover price. I promise you this is the lowest price you’ll ever see it.

All you pay is $5.00 plus shipping.  If you’re looking to buy more than one copy, email me at jackcameronis@hotmail.com and I’ll get you a deal on the shipping.

If you’re wondering if Ruin Your Life is the sort of book you want to own or give as a gift, click the Ruin Your Life tab above and you can download a .pdf of the book for FREE.

- Jack Cameron

Email

For reasons I can’t figure out and don’t understand, my jack@jackcameron.com email hasn’t been working for about a week. So please send any email to jackcameronis@hotmail.com .

Thanks.

-Jack Cameron

Never Forget

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Still Alive

Sorry it’s been so long since my previous post. I’m working on the novel and promised myself I’d work on nothing else until it’s done.
-Jack

Coldplay

Understand This: I hate Coldplay. I hate them a lot….and I like their new song.

That is all.

Jack

The Classic Vs The New

I have probably close to 10,000 comic books. My DVD collection is pushing 1,000 discs. I have no idea how many books I have. Whenever I move, I realize that about 85% of the stuff I own is media. And despite all of this, I want more

 

 Wanting more stuff is human. I don’t have a problem with it. The problem I have is that there are certain logistics I’m slowly becoming aware of. Let’s assume it takes me ten minutes to read a comic book. Assuming I have 10,000 comics and I want to reread them all, it would take me about half a year to do it if I all I did was read comics twelve hours every day. Let’s average out my DVDs to two hours each even though most of them are longer than that. That’s almost another half year of twelve hour shifts. (And this is of course assuming I don’t buy any more, which of course I will.)

 

       So, if I took an entire year off and didn’t work or write or do anything but watch TV and read comics. I might get through it all. But of course I can’t do that. In fact, to be honest, if I really dedicated myself to it, I could probably squeeze two hours a day into this project. And with that math, I’m looking at a project that would take me roughly FIVE YEARS.

 

And during those five years, there will be new movies, TV shows, comics, music that I’m going to want to check out. My point here is that I’m beginning to realize that I’m not sure I have time to reread things or watch a favorite movie for the tenth (or even second or third) time. Like for instance, this evening I felt like reading, but I can’t quite decide between rereading more of Warren Ellis’ awesome masterwork, Transmetropolitan or Cory Doctorow’s brand new young adult novel, Little Brother. Transmet I’ve probably read two or three times, so one might argue that reading something new would be good, but then again, when you read something again, it always hits you differently.

 

I bought the box set of Homicide sometime last year. Homicide was one of my favorite shows and I’m slowly watching the entire series again for the first time since it went off the air. Why? Because it’s an amazingly well put together show. Also I’m getting things I couldn’t get before from it. The last time I watched it, I wasn’t a parent so any episodes with kids, I didn’t really relate to except from the kid perspective. Also there are actors who’ve gone on to do other things since last I saw the show. In one of the best scenes of the entire series Andre Brougher’s character Frank Pembleton, gets a confession out of an innocent man. That man was played by Grey’s Anatomy’s Isaiah Washington.

 

I like to reread quality books and quality television and movies. It’s fun and I get a lot out of it. The thing of it is, I also like discovering the new. Though I’ve been buying it every month, I only recently read all of Matt Fraction’s comic series Casanova. I’d been buying it exclusively on the power of the reading the first issue, but now, having read 1-13 all in one sitting, I have to say that Matt Fraction is all sorts of awesome. And he’s not even done yet. I’m looking forward to the next issue and believe me I won’t be waiting to read it.

I guess I’m just trying to figure out the balance of the new and the classic. It makes me sad to think there are DVDs on my shelf that I’ll probably never watch again, but it also makes me sad to think there are great ones out there I’ll never see. So I’m not sure where that leaves me.

-Jack

Tim Robbins as Bob Roberts

My favorite political movie is Bob Roberts. It’s a movie about a folk singing conservative Republican running for Senate. Bob Roberts is played by Tim Robbins, the movie’s star, writer and director. While the song’s are fantastic, you’ll not find them on a soundtrack. Robbins has gone on record as saying he doesn’t want any of the music outside the context of the movie.

Essentially, Bob Roberts is a Mockumentary Satire of right-wing politics. It’s a lot of fun. If only because of all the truth hiding in the fiction. Recently I felt as if I were treated to a new installment of Bob Roberts when I heard Tim Robbins Keynote Speech to the National Association of Broadcasters.

Robbins has been an outspoken Democrat who before the Iraq War, stressed that we should keep looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction. His speech recalls this in the same humorous way Bob Roberts would. It’s nice to see Robbins has lost none of his wit about this. I’d love to see a Bob Roberts/Stephen Colbert mock campaign run.

For those of you who haven’t heard the Tim Robbins speech yet, click here.

-Jack

Involved

My son recently had some trouble at school. The next morning I called my son’s principal. She said that she was ‘thrilled’ that I was so ‘involved’ in my son’s school life. It turns out that she’s much more used to parent’s not being involved. At all.

 

I used to work for the police department doing police records. One day a month I typed up Child Protective Services reports. I have typed up the worst things people can do with children. I have read reports of children being used in ways most people wouldn’t use their favorite hammer. I know that there are very bad people out there who do very bad things that should never be condoned or forgiven.

 

I am a very active parent and I am acutely aware of the fact that not all parents are. What bothers me is the fact that apparently the majority of parents are not like me. Parents complain that video games, the kind of music they listen to, the violent movies they watch, are the reasons for bad kids doing bad things, when in fact the place to look most often is in the mirror. Sure, there are bad kids out there that would probably be bad no matter what, but the fact still remains that ignoring a child is the best way to create that nightmare kid nobody wants to have.

 

Being a parent is not like being a pet owner. You can’t just go to work, come home, feed it, go to bed, and repeat.

-Jack